No Kidding, Your Poo MUST be Perfect!
Type 1 & 2: Not So Good...
And here you were thinking only Luis the XV or the Emperors of China had their stool examined. Now you can do it yourself, minus the court attendants! If it's not in the 3 to 4 range you've got some health issues to consider and more "Paritch" to eat as Jamie aka "Lord Broch Tuarach" Fraser of Outlander suggests to a constipated Luis the XV.
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